Whatever you do, PLEASE do not call Socka a grape.  Socka is an individual, and grapes travel in bunches.  Socka truly is one-of-a-kind.  His wings grow out of his head, so he can only fly straight up.  This makes it easy for him to disguise himself as a balloon in the annual Thanksgiving Day Parade.  Socka loves sunflower seeds.  Don't be surprised if you find what appears to be a large purple bird perched at your bird feeder.  Socka can only chirp and must carry Audubon's Bird to English Dictionary so people can translate what he is saying.  He likes to peek in windows hoping to find someone watching re-runs of Bowling for Dollars on TV.  He would love to go bowling but is afraid to be mistaken for a big, purple ball.