Captain Potato's Chantey

Just call me Captain Potato

I be a pirate with a blackguard's soul

I'll mash or boil anyone happy

O'er a cauldron of sizzlin' coal

I can sail any ship in the ocean

N'ary a one have I sank

My enemies fear to do battle with me

They know they'll be walkin' the plank

And they'll fall from the bow of the Black Jack

Into Davy Jones's locker below

I'll eat a peach while I hear them screech

And that is the way it must go

Just a parrot I have that I talk to

Friends need not apply

I ain't no sweet potato

I be a mean and cold hearted guy

There is one thing that I fear though

'Round the Jolly Roger it flies 

'Tis  a bird with a taste for tuber

That sees me as a grub of fries