The Morphadoodle Times

April 3, 2008

Eggs-travaganza Planned in Honor of Special Morphadoodle

Town Hall is abuzz with the exciting news that Egg-Burto the Magical Morphadoodle will be performing his magnificent show at Professor Electra's birthday bash.  This soft-boiled magician will be accompanied by his loyal assistant, Nibblet the rabbit, a direct descendant of the Easter Bunny.  Egg-Burto's appearance was confirmed last week after rumors that he had not yet recovered from his wardrobe malfunction in which he tripped on his flowing velvet cape.  Egg-Burto fortunately escaped with only a small crack on his back.  Always preferring to be sunnyside-up, Egg-Burto joked, "I certainly took a beating, but my cape has since been hemmed so as not to cause a repeat performance!"  While Egg-Burto's agent is saying little about the details of the show, he has assured us that the grand finale will include the entertainer's signature trick in which he morphs a spider into a duck.

The festivities will also feature balloon sculptures by Socka and a toe-tapping Tarantella to be performed by the lovely Dancin' Daisy.  Mr. Puff Puff plans to demonstrate some juggling tricks including the Windmill and Juggler's Tennis (aka Sunrise and Sunset).  Freshly-picked flower arrangements will be on display courtesy of Spooky of the Mailbox- she's been scouting the neighbors' gardens for the last few weeks to find the best blooms.  The "icing on the cake" will be the gourmet dessert buffet featuring a selection of Chef Poire's tasty treats flown in from La Boulangeroodle in honor of this special occasion. 

For those unable to purchase tickets for this sold out event, be sure to watch television coverage on the Morphadoodle Network this Sunday at 8:00. (Owen has assured us that he will not create any electrical interference to disrupt local television broadcast.  Just to be sure, Chef Poire is providing him with as many empanadas as he can eat to keep him occupied during the event.)