Stik Ladee

Returned from his walk
With a curious stick in his hand
"Electra, come see
This stick's looking at me
Chirping something I can't understand."
Electra drew near
The better to hear
And the stick at once started to speak,
"I am her to help you
Morph a doodle or two
I shall be here for only a week."
"A stick that can walk
A stick that can talk
I'm impressed," said Electra, "Indeed!"
"Enough of this chatter
Here's Stik Ladee's data
Tell me friend, what will you need?"
"One apple a day
Send no spinach its way
And a hot dog for dinner each night
It's afraid of the dark
In the Lab or the park
So keeping a light on is right
It wants to be funny
Add a tincture of sunny
To the test tube that you have marked Notion
And in the last minute
Stir this crystal sand in it
That I brought from the Indian Ocean."
Electra's eyes popped
When the stick finally stopped
Listing all of the things it required
"I can get what you ask for
So let's start the task for
Morphing the doodle desired."
The Lab was so busy
Stalk's one EYE was dizzy
The experiment buzzed to the end
And on the last day
The walking stick went away
Leaving this note for his friend
"When the potion is done
Stik Ladee for fun
Wants a dog for a pet and my hunch
If that dog sees a stick
It will chew on it quick
And it might become somebody's lunch."

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