Dear Booky,

Professor Electra and I thought that you would be the ideal morphadoodle to show Miss Princess around our magic forest.  Now before you say you would never EVER be seen in the company of a princess because she is much too delicate for a superhero like you, keep in mind the following words:

Miss Princess is a princess

Like you've never seen before

Her right hand has five fingers

Her left hand is a claw

She chomps the tops of houses

Mailboxes are a treat

And for dessert some flowers

She'll more than likely eat

One favorite sport is baseball

She can toss a football too

She has a pet that squirts a sticky web

Does that sound like a princess to you?

Her friends are Super Monster

And another just named ROAR

The three climb to her tree house

And dance wildly on the floor

Her cape it streams behind her

A brilliant yellow streak

When she flies inside a thunder cloud

Does this sound like she is meek?

And Booky, when you meet her

Be sure to be polite

Miss Princess doesn't like it

When "people" don't act right

Remember that she likes to read

Just as much as you

Bring her a book about England

It would be the princely thing to do

Regards,

Dr. Stalk